“The idea of her own nudity, as well as Adam’s, had always felt more like a Nordic coed health spa thing. Now, with the fruit of knowledge, it felt more like a Rio de Janeiro carnival thing. Her breasts felt like water balloons filled with blueberry jam and birds. Her nipples were like lit matchsticks. Her thighs, the way they squished against each other, were like scissors cutting through velour.”
In this episode of The Weird and Wild Old Testament, Dr. Greaves and Miguel take a side trip with a fun Midrash on the Creations of Adam and Eve.
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