BYU recently held it’s Pro Day where NFL scouts come to watch players. It looks like things started out well, but eventually all hell broke loose and we had football players in underwear. I mean sports attire.
I’m not sure what they were thinking posting those pictures. They know that women and kids would see these pictures of men in form fitting and almost no clothing. And these aren’t just any men, but very attractive men. We women didn’t even stand a chance when these images assulted us in our Facebook feeds. These images may stay with us for years and could even lead to bigger problems like pornography addiction. Seeing extremely attractive and fit men leaving nothing to the imagination is a mere stepping stone into that dark and dangerous world. These men need to try harder for us because we just cannot control how we feel when we see them dressed like this. #impurethoughtsabound
#leavingeverythingtotheimagination
#mormonpornforthemodest
#livingrightonthefield
#ryangoslingtomodestmormongirls
#allmenaresupposedtobebeautiful
#lustingafterhim
#womencanthelpit
#nomatterwhatyouwear
#wearingashirtisnotunreasonableforparticipation
#orshorts
#strippingimeanstriplingwarrior
#askingforit
#hairlust
#mormonporn
#wearingashirtIStotallyunreasonable
#shortstoo
#mengetthewomentheydressfor
#makingmesin
#noselfrespect
#avertthineeyes
#hemakesittoohardtostrivetobepure
#cannotunsee
#entertainingthethought
#thoughtsareseedsforactions
#notjustaskingforit
#demandingit
#garmentfriendly
#couldtakemetothetemple
#leavinglittletotheimaginationthough
#formfitting
#thebodyismeanttobeattractive
#thankyouforhighlightingthatwithyourpants
#totallyleavinghimanoteinthelibrary
#notestingcenteruntilhechanges
#exercisepantsmustbeloosefitting
#wanttotouchthehiney
#modestishottest
#itakethatback
#thisishotter
#runningporn
#toosexyformyshirt
#tryingtoseehimasachildofgod
#singingassistersinzion
#singingmakesthebadthoughtsgoaway
#notouchdownsplz
#dressingforthekindofwomanhewants
#Idontknowwheretolook
#bareshoulders
#sexualshoulders
#havemercy
#largeinstature
#toeingtheline
#byunipples
#pleasedontchafeandruinthisforme
#Icantcontrolmythoughtsaroundhim
#noticingeverythingabouthim
#totallynormalforwomentodo
#protectingmyvirtue
#tacklingmodesty
#eldercallistershomeboy
#proofthatyoucanreasonablydothisactivitywithmodestclothing
#iwouldtackle
#imsurehehasbeautifuleyes
#andasweetspirit
#imagininghisthighsimeaneyes
#tryingtokeepmepure
#baremidriff
#helloabs
#whereiseldercallister
#byufootballmademegay
#thankgoodnesshehasgloveson
#priesthoodpower
#BYUfootballmakescougarsroar
#meow
#winkface
#riseandshoutthecougarsareout
#greatandspaciousbuild
#toobeautiful
#freegame
#bromance
#byumendosportsinunderwear
#halfwaymodest
#soclose
#icantbelieveheworethat
#noshortsnoproblem
#notheyaresportsattire
#mayaswellbewearingunderwear
All pictures used were found on BYU’s Football Facebook page.
Well done. Cross posting this one.
Excellent!
So there’s a guy at my gym in the morning who sometimes wears a BYU football shirt. I think he played there in college. Um, yeah. He totally makes me gay.
Okay, that’s not fair, but seeing him totally confirms that I am gay. Long live football!
Slow. Proud. Clap.
#WhyTheHellDoesHeGetToHaveABeard
He graduated already
Completely made my day.
I’ll be sending this link to someone young I love who needs this–
THANK you!
Um … this is satire, right?
#doyouhaveapackageforme
Hahaha. This was perfect.
Can’t stop laughing!!! Love it.